Pause! The worst of the worst

Everyone knows I'm a big Puma head, but these are ridiculous (in a bad way). YO! MTV Raps in Pepto Bismol colors? not! The MC Shan and Big Daddy Kane jump offs they did were dope? These? Nope.


If you see Sonny Crockett skateboarding down Ocean Avenue in Miami, snuff him. Wow, these are bad. Like, really? Who thought espadrilles where ever gonna make a come back? They were ugly then, they are ugly now. And they don't exactly provide the support you need for boarding (had no idea that the fat tongue on skateboard sneakers was more than just a design element).


My redneck cousin in Louisiana called. He wanted his picnic tablecloth back 'cause he was gonna go hunting again.