freschezza

ITALIA! ac milan, mario brothers, danilo gallinari and now crookers! dance music and italy don't really have too much of a history (besides some italo-disco that came out a while back) but this DJ twosome from Milan is gonna be historic. download their fader mix here. the track "where's my money"is as sinister as dick cheney waterboarding in guantanamo bay, you HAVE to hear it!

Freshness

The summer weather is coming , and these bernhard willhelm sunglasses are looking crispy! get 'em here




I HATE MAN UNITED. So why are they in one of my freshness posts, you ask? because.... I HATE MAN UNITED. and the mighty mighty Arsenal are facing them in the semifinals of the champions league!! it would have been easier against Porto, but it doesn't matter. ManUre is going DOWN!





Rinse.fm is a DOPE site from London (I think it's a radio station,but its late and i'm too tired to check). But do click on the link to listen to some sinister dubstep, grime, and other goodness that radio stations in the United States don't have the bollocks to play.

lil wayne got lost in colombia with toy selectah...

OMG! i fell back when i heard this. this is on Isa GT's blog (who i will be hopefully interviewing for you all in the next weeks). Isa a Colombian DJ based out of London.Everything she does is the mustard, as they say across the pond. Just take a listen to A milli a ritmo de cumbia, parseros! enjoy.

Pause! The worst of the worst

The Knicks this year are frustrating. They don't suck as bad as past years, but they are not good enough to make the playoffs. So I can't straight dismiss them because sometimes they pleasantly suprise me ... sometimes. Just look at this picture. (From left: Larry Hughes wondering what smells so bad. That would be Al Harrington's shot selection. The guy behind Larry is just glad he's not on the team. Al Harrington is the caped crusader/passing evader, without the cape. David Lee is dreaming of his double doubles, and getting paid in the next contract. Nate Robinson crying at the unfairness of being so short. if my man was 6'7', he'd be as good as lebron. yes, i said it. dan dantoni picking the lint off his suit, wishing he was coaching in college). But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. 2010, baby, 2010.



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I got nothing against Jimmy Kimmel. Anyone that picks The Roots as their house band gets crazy cool points in my book, but se paso! He went on and on during his monologue about how someone (elvis crespo) was a merengue star, like that wasn't possible. hey, jimmy! the world is bigger than you think. there are people making moves that you will never hear about. nothing funny about that. and to top it all off, the joke about elvis crespo wasn't even funny.

Freshness

Time to start thinking about summer clothes. These denim shorts by Rittenhouse are classy. No crazy prints, just a nice denim chambray (i know all about denim now thanks to a special someone ;) ). available at oipolloi.com




Everyone rocks Chucks. Ho hum. What is next, you ask? Get some leather Pro Ked jump offs (i did). The sole is thicker than the Chucks, and the perforations on the leather are sick i tell ya, sick! Get your pairs at zappos.com




So i didn't make it to WMC this year (heard it wasn't as good as previous years, hope my friends weren't just trying to make me feel better for not going) but I can imagine the parties. Here's a little of the Martinez Brothers and Dennis Ferrer on the unos and doses. (This is a little too techy for me, but the Martinez Brothers are the future. Book that!).

a little blog on blog love

thatchickfrombk interviewed me on her blog. check it out, it's pretty funny. one hand washes the other, as they say...

that CRAZY chick from BK

Diana is my homey. We used to work together at Track and we bonded over a couple of things:
• my love of jewish culture (what can I say? I grew up in NYC). Diana is of Russian Jew stock (stock always makes me think of soup) so I called her bubbala (a yiddish term of endearment).
• her nefarious habit of stealing my nice pens
• her nefarious habit of smoking. girl would not quit going to the balcony and getting her lungs all sickly like them commercials that make me turn away from the tv

So long story short she started a blog, thatchickfrombk.com. The thing is mad funny, hilarious, irreverent. I'm still trying to make her make me a contributor (I send her stuff I find on the net that I think she can put on her blog) but no dice. We'll see if this article will seal the deal. She took some time out from wasting time on the internet, smoking, and taking care of her turtle moses jesus to answer some questions

who is that chick from BK? That chick is a chick who can't formulate the proper words to describe who she really is. She is not that good at the writing.

what do you write about on your blog? I write about douchebags, cunt monkeys and all that other shit. and i also make fun of my friends a lot. and my parents. i trash everyone but myself.

have the police contacted you about your little stalking problem? (there is this girl at starbucks that diana keeps stalking no they have not. i don't like the police. if they came to my house, it is likely id get arrested.

tell us about your esteemed contributors (clears throat)? those contributors are people who deal with me all the time. they know im bipolar and they still love me. there are many contributors but i have ocd and must have an odd number and its so complicated. im going to pass out right now. this is stressful question.





bloggers (me) are calling you the second coming of the borscht belt, the love child of sarah silverman and henny youngman. thoughts? wow. that is so flattering! i want to be sarah silverman but that cant be and so instead i just dream of fucking her. is that wrong to say?

tell us about the thatchickfrombk reader? have you done focus groups? i have not done focus groups but i'm fairly certain chick readers would eat babies if they had to, smoke mad dro and like to make fun of the less fortunate. they also have computers.